June Cleaver: Dear, do you think all parents have this much trouble?
Ward Cleaver: No, just parents with children.
Quotes from Hugh Beaumont movies and TV shows
Ward Cleaver: Let's face it, June, Wally and Eddie have been friends for four or five years now - nothing's ever really happed.
June Cleaver: But Eddie has that look about him that makes you think something's always about to happen.
Ward Cleaver: It's that friend of Beaver's. You know, the one who always talks like he was just frightened by something.
June Cleaver: Whitey Whitney?
Ward Cleaver: That's it.
Ward Cleaver: Sometimes I wish I had stayed single and raised silver foxes.
Ward Cleaver: A man never gets so old, that he forgets how it was being a little boy.
Ward Cleaver: Wally, believe it or not, I was your age once.
Ward Cleaver: Ah, June, Gilbert's always talking about his parents. Have you ever met them?
June Cleaver: Oh, I see her at the supermarket every once in a while. She seems like a calm sensible person.
Ward Cleaver: You can't really go by that. You might look the same way to her.
Ward Cleaver: Beaver, you know what Larry was doing was wrong. You could have stopped him.
Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver: Gee, Dad, I have enough trouble keeping myself good without keeping all the other kids good.