Memo: You kissed me!
Charlie Watson: On the cheek.
Memo: Still counts. Still counts.
Nadine: I had the worst thought: I've got to spend the rest of my life with myself.
Nadine: There are two types of people in the world: The people who naturally excel at life. And the people who hope all those people die in a big explosion.
Nadine: What the... why is that baby in your house?
Mr. Bruner: Oh shit! How the hell that thing get in here?
Nadine: Don't be awkward. Socialize.
Mr. Bruner: Are you having a problem today, Nadine?
Nadine: Several. I don't really have any friends at the moment.
Young Nadine: My mom has to take medicine, or she'll get upset and buy too much at the mall.
Miguel O'Hara: And don't get me started on Doctor Strange and that little nerd back on Earth-199999.
Gwen Stacy: Who's "Doctor Strange"? A guy with a name like that probably shouldn't be a medical doctor.
Gwen Stacy: What a pig.
Spider-Ham: I'm right here!
LaBoeuf: You give out very little sugar with your pronouncements. While I sat there watchin' I gave some thought to stealin' a kiss... Though you are very young, and sick... And unattractive to boot. But now I have a mind to give you five or six good licks with my belt.
Mattie Ross: One would be just as unpleasant as the other.
Rooster Cogburn: We'll sleep here and follow in the morning.
Mattie Ross: But we promised to bury the poor soul inside!
Rooster Cogburn: Ground's too hard. Them men wanted a decent burial, they should have got themselves killed in summer.
Mattie Ross: You must pay for everything in this world, one way and another. There is nothing free except the grace of God.
LaBoeuf: I've just come from Yell County.
Mattie Ross: I wasn't aware we had rodeo clowns in Yell County.
LaBoeuf: A saucy line will not get you far with me.
