Quotes from Eva Mendes movies and TV shows

Sara: You tricked women into...
Hitch: ...into getting out of their own way, so great guy like Albert will have a fighting chance.
Host: Sir, I must ask you to leave.
Hitch: Hold on. I want everybody to see this. This right here is exactly why falling in love is so GOD DAMN hard. Vance Mudson is a pig. And I refused to work with him. It is because of jerks like him that I even have a job. Had a job.

Sara: So, you kinda like me, huh?
Hitch: No. I love you.

Sara: Relationships are for people who are just waiting for something better to come along.

Max: Spoken like a true cynic.
Sara: I'm not a cynic, I'm a realist!
Max: Or a realist masquerading as a cynic who is secretly an optimist.

Michael Reed: You can be happy and still be tempted.
Laura: I know, but surprised you do.