Quotes from Ernie Reyes Jr. movies and TV shows

Johnny: Adam, you're driving.
Adam: Ain't it bitchin'?

Johnny: Kwantsu, Dudes.

Johnny: While in Patusan, guests of The Revolution stay at the Mecrob Hilton.
Iggy: That's the Mecrob Hilton. Serving strange things and shells since 1207.

Johnny: Ro-May, you know what would be really great is if you'd run like a mother and get Winky the One-Eyed black belt.

Johnny: How did you get out of those hand cuffs?
Lt. Spence: I had a key.
Johnny: Where, we searched you?
Lt. Spence: I swallowed it last Tuesday.
Adam: How'd you know you were gonna need it?
Lt. Spence: I swallow it every Tuesday.