Quotes from Dennis Quaid movies and TV shows

Remy McSwain: If I can't have you, can I have my gator?

Remy McSwain: Just relax, darlin'. This is the Big Easy. Folks have a certain way o' doin' things down here.

Cyril: When you're 16 they call it Sweet 16 and when you're 18 you get to drink and and vote and see dirty movies. What the hell do you get to do when you're 19?
Mike: You leave home.
Cyril: My Dad said that Jesus never went further than 50 miles from his home.
Mike: Well, look what happened to him.

Moocher: Mike, the time comes when we just all have to go our own ways, you know.
Mike: Oh, you're a real adult, aren't ya. B-town boy grows up.

Mike: The only thing I'm afraid of is wastin' the rest of my life with you guys.
Cyril: I thought that was the whole plan. That we were going to waste the rest of our lives together.

Mike: You want to tell me who did it?
Cyril: It was dark... All I can tell your for sure is that they all wore Brut after-shave and reeked of Lavoris.

Mike: That's the place to be right there, Wyoming! Nothin' but prairies and mountains and nobody around. All you need is your bed roll and a good horse.
Cyril: Don't forget your toothbrush! You're still in your cavity-prone years.

Sam Hall: Look, I got every question right on the final, and the only reason Mr. Spengler failed me is because I didn't write out the solutions.
Jack Hall: Why not?
Sam Hall: I do 'em in my head.
Jack Hall: Did you tell him that?
Sam Hall: I did. He said he didn't believe me. He said that if he couldn't do them in his head, then I must be cheating.
Jack Hall: Well, that's ridiculous! How can he fail you for being smarter than he is?
Sam Hall: That's what I said.
Jack Hall: You did? How did he take it?
Sam Hall: He flunked me, remember?

Adult Ethan: I'm really stubborn.
Adult Hannah: I know that. When you put your mind to something, that was that.
Adult Ethan: Yeah. That's good for getting things done. It's not so good for relationships.

Bowen: All my life I've dreamed of serving noble kings, noble ideals. Dreams die hard and you hold them in your hands long after they've turned to dust. I will not be that naive again.

Bowen: You are the last.
Draco: My time is over! Strike.
Bowen: You are my friend.
Draco: Then as my friend, strike, please.

Bowen: Don't clutter up a clever scheme with morality.

Draco: Such deception hardly befits a knight of the Old Code.
Bowen: Ha! Fleecing Einon's lackeys, that's a service to mankind.
Draco: Is it? When you squeeze the nobility, it's the peasants who feel the pinch.

Draco: When there are no more dragons to slay, how will you make a living, knight?
Bowen: Shut UP.

Bowen: I will not stop until I've rid the world of every last one of you.
Draco: I AM THE LAST ONE!

Kara: Wait! This man is a fraud!
Bowen: It's her! This girl is a...wandering idiot!

Bowen: Draco, without you, where do we go? Where do we turn?
Draco's spirit: To the stars, Bowen. To the stars.

Gilbert: Well done, Bowen! You've done it again! What a brute! That's even bigger than the last one!
Bowen: Actually, he's about the same size.

Ben Schwartzwalder: I won't tell him he'll be the next Ernie Davis, because there'll never be another Ernie Davis.

Frank Whitaker: I know it's wrong because it makes me feel despicable.