Quotes from Dan Fogler movies and TV shows

Agent Ernie Rodriquez: I'm from the FBI.
Randy Daytona: Whoa man. I didn't mean to kill that guy. How was I supposed to know he had a bad heart?
Agent Ernie Rodriquez: Hey. I'm not here for that. I thought that was part of the act. Until the paramedics came I was laughing my ass off.

Hutch: Nobody calls Han Solo a bitch!

Jacob Kowalski: Are you going somewhere?
Newt Scamander: No. We're going somewhere.
Jacob Kowalski: Genius.

Stu: I'd suck a fart out her asshole and hold it like a bong hit.

Gribble: The fact is, Mars needs moms.
Milo: What the heck does that mean?

Gribble: Have you ever seen Top Gun?
Milo: It's Milo.

Milo: What is going on?
Gribble: Mars needs moms, so the aliens are stealing them from Earth to raise their own kids.