Brandon: Do you wanna go out with me?
Olive Penderghast: Brandon, just a couple of hours ago you told me you were gay.
Brandon: You said I should pretend to be straight.
Olive Penderghast: I didn't mean with me!
Brandon: I am tormented every day at school. Just one good, imaginary fling.
Quotes from Dan Byrd movies and TV shows
Brandon: So, what's with your new look? It's very whore couture.
Brandon: I'm drunk, bitches!
Doug Bukowski: Bobby! Bobby, where you going?
Bobby Carter: Fucking kill those motherfuckers.