The Best Desk Scenario - S1-E9
Bill Maxwell: They give... and office like this to a kid... a girl? Come on now, counselor. I wasn't born yesterday.
Pam Davidson: No, it was more like 1880, wasn't it, Bill?
Bill Maxwell: That's very funny.
Quotes from Connie Sellecca movies and TV shows
Pam Davidson: I wouldn't use that phone, Bill. The hospital may want you for a lobotomy.
Pam Davidson: I am disgusted with the both of you.
Ralph Hinkley: Why?
Bill Maxwell: About what?
Pam Davidson: I don't know yet.
Pam Davidson: How about scenario, Bill?