Jack Prescott: Kong! Kong! Kong! Kong! you heard them chant that! He exists. You saw the wall, right? Now who the hell do you think they're planning to give that girl to?
Fred Wilson: It's some nutty religion. A priest gets dressed up like an ape and gets laid.
Quotes from Charles Grodin movies and TV shows - page 2 of 2
Jack Prescott: Even an environmental rapist like you wouldn't be asshole enough to destroy a unique new species of animal.
Fred Wilson: Bet me.
Fred Wilson: Take plenty of TNT when you go inland. Any sign of a monkey bigger than four feet, send him bang-bang.
Jack Walsh: I never took a payoff in my life and I'm not gonna to start with someone like you.
Jonathan Mardukas: Why not?
Jack Walsh: 'Cause you're a fuckin' criminal and you deserve to go where you're goin' and I'm gonna take you there. And if I hear anymore shit out of you I'm gunna fuckin' bust your head, I'm gunna put you back in fuckin' hole, and I'm gunna stick your head in the fuckin' toilet-bowl and I'm gunna make it stay there.
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