Edith Bunker: Mike is family.
Archie Bunker: Gloria is family. What's standing behind me is an accident of marriage.
Quotes from Carroll O'Connor movies and TV shows - page 2 of 2
Mike Stivic: You eat my heart out. Little by little, bit by bit, you eat my heart out.
Archie Bunker: I don't care.
Edith Bunker: I'm home. I'm home, Archie.
Archie Bunker: Are you sure?
Gloria: Oh, Daddy. You'd put ketchup on a doughnut.
Archie Bunker: If it needed it.
Mike Stivic: What were you saying about colored families having no love?
Archie Bunker: Why is it you can remember everything except how to work?
Archie Bunker: We was like two ships that clashed in the night.
Archie Bunker: I tell ya, Edith, when a plumber's business goes into the toilet you're sitting pretty.
Major General Colt: Hey, did you lose my aerial photographs?
Major General Colt: They even got the grave diggers with them.
Brewster: Look at that hillside. Nobody does any watering or anything.
Brewster: Let me tell you something about corporations, Walker. This is a corporation. I'm an officer in a corporation. We deal in millions. We never see cash! I got about eleven dollars in my pocket.