Kelly's Heroes
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Major General Colt: Hey, did you lose my aerial photographs?

Pvt. Little Joe: "Hey, here it is! Nancy." - reading from the Michelin guide - "Principal attractions: The Church of the Cordeliers Tomb. Woodwork and statues. City Hall 18th century, with stairway and square reception, Palace Stanislas impressive gates, Porterie, Museum of Lorraine, charge to see..."
Big Joe: Increasingly nervous: "Will you cut the culture crap and get to the hotels?"

Oddball: Crazy! I mean like so many positive waves maybe we can't lose! You're on.

Big Joe: We've been ordered back to map reference 473 so let's move it.
Pvt. Willard: But my hair is still on curlers.

Big Joe: Take that underwear off your head, enh? Enough is enough.

Oddball: Arf arf arf... That's my other dog impression.

Big Joe: Now when I come back, I want that farmhouse not only clean but completely decorated. Do you understand that?

Oddball: Always with the negative waves Moriarty, always with the negative waves.

Oddball: A Sherman can give you a very nice... edge.

Big Joe: If I hear any more threats against Captain Maitland's life, if I hear any more wild talk about going down to headquarters and killing the General, or raping the nurses at the field hospital, I'm going to strangle the guy with my bare hands! You understand that?

Oddball: To a New Yorker like you, a Hero is some type of weird sandwich, not some nut who takes on 3 Tigers.

Big Joe: Move it, Petuko, move it.
Pvt. Petuko: Don't forget about the broads.

Oddball: Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
Moriarty: Crap.

Crapgame: Fourteen thousand bars? Ha, ha! Fourteen thousand! Hey, sweetheart, have yourself a bottle of booze, you're beautiful.

Big Joe: ...There's no booze, there's no broads, there's no action.
Captain Maitland: That's another thing - don't fool around with the women. Their husbands carry guns. And don't forget, the penalty for looting is death.
Big Joe: Loot what? There's nothing here to loot.

Major General Colt: They even got the grave diggers with them.

Big Joe: If I hear any more threats against Capt Maitland's life. If I hear any more wild talk about going to headquarters and killing the general, or raping the nurses at the field hospital I'm gonna strangle the guy with my bare hands! You understand that?

Pvt. Babra: Stop calling me Barbara.

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