Quotes from Bruce Campbell movies and TV shows - page 3 of 3

Bruce Campbell: Jeff, I just have one request.
Jeff: Anything Bruce.
Bruce Campbell: Next time you unleash an ancient demon, call that Buffy chick.

Bruce Campbell: Sleep with the scorpions, bitch.

Bruce Campbell: Consider yourself officially exempt from my wrath sweetcakes, and if you're lucky a little later I'll let you play with my boomstick.

Bruce Campbell: Well, it's good to know that tofu really is good for your health.

Bruce Campbell: I gotta make a phone call. I'll be right back, don't do anything quaint until I return.

Bruce Campbell: I'll take a slow screw against the wall, and make it a double.