Quotes from Bitty Schram movies and TV shows

Mr. Monk and the Candidate (1) - S1-E1

Sharona: You're going straight to hell.
Adrian Monk: I am in hell.

Mr. Monk Meets the Playboy - S2-E8

Dexter Larson: I was the kind of guy that a woman like you never talked to.
Sharona Fleming: You still are.

Mr. Monk and the Candidate (1) - S1-E1

Adrian Monk: Are you registered to vote?
Sharona Fleming: I never vote. It only encourages them.

Mr. Monk and the Candidate (1) - S1-E1

Miranda St. Clair: I'm told you're germophobic, afraid of the dark, heights, crowds and... Milk.
Sharona: We're working on the milk. He's making good progress on milk.

Mr. Monk Goes Back to School - S2-E1

Monk: Hold on. You'll thank me later.
Sharona: You always say that. Have I ever once thanked you later?
Monk: No.

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Mr. Monk Gets Married - S2-E15

Sharona: What are you doing?
Monk: This shelf. I can't sleep with a crooked shelf in the room
Sharona: Well, when you turn off the light, you won't see it.
Monk: I wish you could hear yourself sometimes. You live in a dream world.

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Mr. Monk Takes Manhattan - S3-E1

Sharona: See? You did it. You rode the subway. I'm proud of you, you're becoming a real New Yorker.
Monk: I rode on the subway.
Homeless Man: Change?
Monk: Yes, I think I did.

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