El Mariachi: Why me?
Sands: Frankly, because you've got nothing to live for... and in a way you're already dead and Marquez is the one that killed you so why not return the favor?
Puss in Boots: Fear me, if you dare!
Puss in Boots: My name would become legend.
Jill: Is it true a cat always lands on its feet?
Puss in Boots: No! That is just a rumour, spread by dogs!
Puss in Boots: You have made the cat angry. You do not want to make the cat angry!
Puss in Boots: My thirst for adventure will never be quenched!
Puss in Boots: You are not as good as they say you are, Miss Softpaws. You're better.
Humpty Alexander Dumpty: You can't save us both!
Puss in Boots: Yes I can! Just hang on!
Humpty Alexander Dumpty: Puss, you have to save the baby or the momma will destroy San Ricardo. It's the right thing to do!
Puss in Boots: I will not let you go Humpty!
Humpty Alexander Dumpty: I know you won't. So I won't make you choose.
Artie: Did you say you were looking for Arthur?
Puss in Boots: That information is on a need to know basis.
Donkey: It's top secret. Hushity-hush.
Puss in Boots: How can you be a reciever of the wedgies, when you are not a wearer of the underpants?
Donkey: Let's just say some things are better left unsaid.
Puss in Boots: I don't know you, but I'd like to.
Puss in Boots: Feed me, if you dare.
Donkey: Man, you are a cat-tastrophe.
Puss in Boots: And you, are ri-donk-ulous.
Gregorio Cortez: Remember when we could sense danger a mile away?
Ingrid Cortez: Those were the days.
Gregorio Cortez: Remind me to raise their allowance.
Gregorio Cortez: Glasses, Quick.
Pierre Dulaine: I understand six languages and I speak five - all with a Spanish accent.
Pierre Dulaine: To do something, anything, is hard. It's much easier to blame your father, your mother, the environment, the government, the lack of money, but even if you find a place to assign the blame, it doesn't make the problems go away.
