Quotes from Anthony Michael Hall movies and TV shows

Sam Waitman: You two, get Falcon to a secure location now.
President Edwards: I don't wanna go to a goddamn secure location.
Sam Waitman: Mr. President, I don't tell you how to run the country. Please don't tell me how to protect you.

Jim: I'd give my left nut to see that again.

Kim: Why can't you do it?
Jim: Because my father keeps the damn room locked. We need Edward to get us in.
Kim: Well can't you just take the key when he's sleeping or something?
Jim: You don't understand. The only thing that guy hangs onto tighter is his dick.

Jim: Forget about holding her hand, man. Think about the damage he could do to other places.

Bill Gates: Think they're hookers?
Paul Allen: Either that or motel inspectors. I saw one of them go into the room next to ours about a dozen times yesterday.

Steve Jobs: We're better than you are! We have better stuff.
Bill Gates: You don't get it, Steve. That doesn't matter.

Bill Gates: There may be a few... similarities.
Steve Jobs: Similarities? Similarities? Try theft.

Steve Jobs: What is this? This is like doing business with a praying mantis. You get seduced, and then eaten alive afterwards?
Bill Gates: Get real, would ya? You and I are both like guys who had this rich neighbor - Xerox - who left the door open all the time. And you go sneakin' in to steal a TV set. Only when you get there, you realise that I got there first. I got the loot, Steve! And you're yellin'?"That's not fair. I wanted to try to steal it first." You're too late.

Bill Gates: Success is a menace. It fools smart people into thinking they can't lose.

Gen. Glen McMahon: General.
British Officer: We're all... very excited to see you here; it's an honor to meet you.
Gen. Glen McMahon: I'm excited to be here. Ain't that right, Greg?
Greg Pulver: Yes indeed, sir, you're very excited.