Aurora: I know who you are.
Maleficent: Do you?
Aurora: You're my fairy godmother!
Maleficent: What?
Princess Aurora: All the other fairies fly, why don't you?
Maleficent: I had wings once, and they were strong. But they were stolen from me.
Maleficent: Humans are hilarious.
Male Guest: What abut the CIA agent, man?
Mariane Pearl: How do you mean?
Male Guest: All the American journalists are CIA agents, aren't they?
Asra: Sure. I mean, I work for the Wall Street Journal, so does that make me a CIA agent?
Male Guest: What do Americans really know about Pakistan, you know? I mean what do they know Afghanistan? A part from bombing all the time.
Asra: That's why I am a journalists, to let people know.
Mariane Pearl: It is not just a group of extremist Pakistani. It is a vast and international network of terrorists. And where ever there is misery, they find people. And there is misery in lots of parts of the world.
Mariane Pearl: And kidnappers - their point is to terrorize people. But I am not terrorized, and you can't be terrorized.
Jane: There's this huge space between us, and it just keeps filling up with all the things we don't say to each other. What's that called?
Counsellor: Marriage.
Joan: Talking about love is like dancing about architecture.
Joan: When was having sex or not having sex not a problem?
Max: Some girls like you to say things like that to them.
Joan: Some girls like you to take a dump on them. I'm neither one of those girls.
Keenan: This may sound corny, but... you don't want me. I'm damaged goods.
Joan: So? We're all damaged goods.
Joan: I want to get rid of you as much as I want to get rid of that crap from Ikea.
Joan: The lad doesn't say much and when he does, he finds just the right words to crush my soul.
Joan: I feed the fucking thing. I take her to the vet, all you do is pet her twice a day... which is a hell of a lot more than you've been doing to me lately.
Keenan: What did I ever do to deserve you?
Joan: Usually that line is screamed at me by someone running out the door, not by someone standing in front of me and staying. It makes for a nice change.
Joan: You don't say much, do you?
Keenan: Does anyone when they're with you?
