Playing by Heart
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Joan: I feed the fucking thing. I take her to the vet, all you do is pet her twice a day... which is a hell of a lot more than you've been doing to me lately.

Joan: Talking about love is like dancing about architecture.

Keenan: My mind has an endless capacity for useless information.

Joan: When was having sex or not having sex not a problem?

Max: Some girls like you to say things like that to them.
Joan: Some girls like you to take a dump on them. I'm neither one of those girls.

Joan: I want to get rid of you as much as I want to get rid of that crap from Ikea.

Keenan: What did I ever do to deserve you?
Joan: Usually that line is screamed at me by someone running out the door, not by someone standing in front of me and staying. It makes for a nice change.

Meredith: I have a hard time trusting men.
Trent: I'm not men. I'm not a group. I'm just me.

Joan: You don't say much, do you?
Keenan: Does anyone when they're with you?

Joan: The lad doesn't say much and when he does, he finds just the right words to crush my soul.

Keenan: You're terrific, sensational really, but I'm not right for you.

Keenan: That's the ugliest cat I've ever seen.
Joan: She's an angel.
Keenan: She only has one eye.
Joan: Yeah, but it's her good one.

Paul: Well if I have to wear a tux, she has to wear a bra.

Joan: Hugh designs video games.
Keenan: Any I'd know?
Hugh: Uh..."Killer Golf" That was the last.
Keenan: Oh, man. That game was awesome! You have a hell of an imagination.
Joan: Hey, you owe me a dance.
Keenan: Just one?
Joan: No.

Lana: I may be a fabulous looking broad, but I got a penis. This ain't no disco and I don't want no "Crying Game" drama.

Meredith: I'll tell you what I don't want. I don't want all this calculated artificiality. This dress, these stupid little bows in my hair, they aren't me. I mean, look at you. You - you don't sit around your house in an Armani suit, do you?
Trent: No. My house is black-tie.

Hugh: I'm better at all these lies I've manufactured than I am at the ones I'm living.

Meredith: Wow.
Trent: Yeah I know, the flowers are a little much, but I'm late. But only because I had second thoughts about the flowers and threw them away halfway down the block. Then had third thoughts and went back and got them.

Hannah: And you really didn't sleep with her?
Paul: No, of course not.
Hannah: And - you didn't want to sleep with her.
Paul: Oh, God, yes.

Paul: You're overwrought.
Hannah: I'm perfectly wrought. Given the circumstances, I'm even a little underwrought.
Paul: There's no such word.
Hannah: There is now.

Continuity mistake: When Trent goes to Meredith's house for dinner, just as he arrives, he gives her a bouquet of flowers, then Meredith's dog, Barley jumps up at Trent. Meredith is trying to stop the dog from jumping up. We see that she is holding her flowers in one hand, then they switch to the other. One second, they are under her arm, then I think, in her hand.

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