Playing by Heart
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Paul: Don't look at me with that tone of voice.

Paul: You know, I never knew what happiness was until I married your mother. And by then it was too late.

Trent: You know I'm not just asking you to dinner as a pre-emptive strike against litigation. I'm asking because.
Meredith: I'll have dinner with you.
Trent: What changed your mind?
Meredith: Anyone who can say 'preemptive strike against litigation' with a straight face deserves a dinner companion.

Meredith: Well, That doesn't take long does it?
Trent: What doesn't?
Meredith: I mean, you turn a guy down a-and wham. He just metamophoses into an anger ball.
Trent: An 'Anger ball'?
Meredith: See.

Keenan: This may sound corny, but... you don't want me. I'm damaged goods.
Joan: So? We're all damaged goods.

Joan: I feed the fucking thing. I take her to the vet, all you do is pet her twice a day... which is a hell of a lot more than you've been doing to me lately.

Joan: Talking about love is like dancing about architecture.

Keenan: My mind has an endless capacity for useless information.

Joan: When was having sex or not having sex not a problem?

Max: Some girls like you to say things like that to them.
Joan: Some girls like you to take a dump on them. I'm neither one of those girls.

Joan: I want to get rid of you as much as I want to get rid of that crap from Ikea.

Keenan: What did I ever do to deserve you?
Joan: Usually that line is screamed at me by someone running out the door, not by someone standing in front of me and staying. It makes for a nice change.

Meredith: I have a hard time trusting men.
Trent: I'm not men. I'm not a group. I'm just me.

Joan: You don't say much, do you?
Keenan: Does anyone when they're with you?

Joan: The lad doesn't say much and when he does, he finds just the right words to crush my soul.

Keenan: You're terrific, sensational really, but I'm not right for you.

Keenan: That's the ugliest cat I've ever seen.
Joan: She's an angel.
Keenan: She only has one eye.
Joan: Yeah, but it's her good one.

Paul: Well if I have to wear a tux, she has to wear a bra.

Joan: Hugh designs video games.
Keenan: Any I'd know?
Hugh: Uh..."Killer Golf" That was the last.
Keenan: Oh, man. That game was awesome! You have a hell of an imagination.
Joan: Hey, you owe me a dance.
Keenan: Just one?
Joan: No.

Lana: I may be a fabulous looking broad, but I got a penis. This ain't no disco and I don't want no "Crying Game" drama.

Continuity mistake: When Meredith gets hit by a bookshelf in the beginning of the movie she turns to the left, but in the next edit she's falling to the right (I think it's that order, it might be the other way around).

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