Quotes from Alex Borstein movies and TV shows - page 2 of 2

Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater - S2-E1

Stewie: I say, mother, this hotdog has been on my plate for a full minute and it hasn't yet cut itself.
Lois: Honey, I'll be right there.
Stewie: Oh, by all means, take your time. Oh and when you do finally get around to it, I'll be the one covered in flies a belly that protrudes halfway to bloody Boston! (00:00:31)

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Dammit Janet - S2-E15

Lois: My feet are killing me, I've got vomit in my pocket, and I've seen that crappy Julia Roberts movie 47 times! Have you seen the lips on that woman?! Got a baboon's ass on her face. (00:15:20)

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There's Something About Paulie - S2-E16

Lois: Peter please. I saw an ad for a used car that would be perfect.
Peter: Oh no, Lois. No a guy at work bought a car out of the paper. Ten years later, bam! Herpes. (00:01:45)

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Tricia Takanawa: Here comes Mayor Adam West himself. Mr. West, do you have any words for our viewers?
Mayor Adam West: Yes: box, toaster, aluminum, maple syrup - no I take that one back. I'm gonna hold on to that one.
Tricia Takanawa: Thank you, Mayor West.