Endora: Samantha, I will not stand here and be insulted by something which is 94 percent water.
Darrin Stephens: Oh, yeah! Well, what about something which is a hundred percent hot air?
Quotes from Agnes Moorehead movies and TV shows
Hunlun: My son has won the world. Still he must conquer that red-headed Jezebel.
Hunlun: She will bring woe to you and your people, my son! A woman made wife against her will can be a dangerous foe.
Temujin: For good or ill - she is my destiny.
Velma Cruther: Think I don't know a due bill when I see one?
Velma Cruther: So you're finally showin' the right side of your face. Well, I seen it all along. That's some kinda drug you been givin' her. Isn't it? It's what's been making her act like she's been. Well, Ah'm goin' into town and Ah'm tellin them what you been up to.