Nick Naylor: The message Hollywood needs to send out is 'Smoking Is Cool!'.
Nick Naylor: So you guys aren't mad at me for calling us the M.O.D. Squad?
Bobby Jay Bliss: Actually the guys at the office liked it. We're having t-shirts made. I'll get you one.
B.R.: Bitch!
Nick Naylor: Whore!
Nick Naylor: How many deaths does alcohol cause each year, a hundred thousand? That's what, like twelve hundred a day? That's hardly a tragedy.
