Thank You for Smoking
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Nick Naylor: How many deaths does alcohol cause each year, a hundred thousand? That's what, like twelve hundred a day? That's hardly a tragedy.

B.R.: Bitch!
Nick Naylor: Whore!

Nick Naylor: So you guys aren't mad at me for calling us the M.O.D. Squad?
Bobby Jay Bliss: Actually the guys at the office liked it. We're having t-shirts made. I'll get you one.

Nick Naylor: The message Hollywood needs to send out is 'Smoking Is Cool!'.

Jeff Megall: Sony has a futuristic sci-fi movie they're looking to make.
Nick Naylor: Cigarettes in space?
Jeff Megall: It's the final frontier, Nick.
Nick Naylor: But wouldn't they blow up in an all oxygen environment?
Jeff Megall: Probably. But it's an easy fix. One line of dialogue. 'Thank God we invented the... You know, whatever device.'.

Nick Naylor: Now what we need is a smoking role model. A real winner.
Jeff Megall: Indiana Jones meets Jerry Maguire.
Nick Naylor: Right, on two packs a day.

Nick Naylor: My job requires a certain... Moral flexibility.

Joey Naylor: Dad, why is the American government the best government?
Nick Naylor: Because of our endless appeals system.

Nick Naylor: You know the guy who can pick up any girl? I'm him on crack.

Nick Naylor: Don't forget, I'm his father, you're just the guy who fucks his mom.

Heather Holloway: My other interviews have pinned you as a mass murderer, blood sucker, pimp, profiteer and my personal favorite, yuppie mephistopheles.

Continuity mistake: When the MOD Squad are eating dessert together, the cheese on Bobby Jay's apple pie changes between melted and unmelted between shots.

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Trivia: Not one cigarette is lit in this movie, or smoked.

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Question: Can you really overdose on nicotine patches?

Jason Riley

Chosen answer: Yes you can. Quoting from "Symptoms of a nicotine overdose include nausea; vomiting; watering mouth; diarrhea; abdominal pain; cold sweat; headache; dizziness; disturbed hearing and vision; confusion; weakness; weak, irregular heartbeats; chest pain; seizures; and death."

Kevin Hall
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