Charles Austin Miller

12th Nov 2018

5th Passenger (2018)

Stupid story, has-been cast, moronic direction, terrible acting, idiotic dialogue, third-class CGI and a rubber hand-puppet monster. All told, there are no likable or even interesting characters in this flick. It's like a bad-tempered and poorly-written Star Trek episode with bigots and a psycho-killer who thinks she's an alien. If you can watch it for free, good luck, but you probably won't last through the first fifteen minutes. By no means should you pay good money to rent or buy it.

Charles Austin Miller