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Admiral Abe Simpson: You boys are my favourite privates and you know how much I love my privates. My privates mean everything to me. Please God, don't let anything happen to my privates.

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Homer Simpson: Cheating. Is there anything it can't do?

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Bart Simpson: Guys, look. The laser hatch opens after every four laser bursts. That's the weak spot when we need to fire.
Kang: Hey, Kodos. That ugly kid's right. Why are we exposing our weak spot after every four laser bursts?
Kodos: You're right. Why do we even need to expose our weak spot at all?
Kang: Thanks for the heads up, Earth dumb ass.
Kodos: Screw fighting one family. Why don't we just blow up the whole town? They can't stop us from doing that.
Kang: Sounds good to space-me.

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Bart Simpson: This must be the level boss for this part of the game.
Homer Simpson: The boss? Quick, everyone look busy.

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Bart Simpson: Sideshow Bob?
[Homer and Bart scream.]
Sideshow Bob: Don't bother crying out in terror. In space, no one can hear you scream.
Bart Simpson: We're not in space.
Sideshow Bob: Well, we're in a space-ship.
Homer Simpson: Not the same thing.

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[Bart and Lisa discover a rift portal, with a do not use sign. Bart enters anyway.]
Lisa Simpson: No, stupid, the sign.
Bart Simpson: Reading's for nerds. Hop in.

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Carl: You saved our lives. You kids are heroes.
Lenny: Yeah, we're gonna tell everybody we were rescued by, uh, Homer's kids, whose names are, uh...
Bart Simpson: Bart and Lisa. I can't believe you forgot our names. You've known us our whole lives.
Lenny: So? We're not thinking about you all the time, you know.

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Mr. Burns: If you want to make an omelette, you'll have to wreck a few planets.

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Bart Simpson: You've learned a valuable lesson, Skinner. Confessing to crime doesn't pay. Book him, Wiggum.
Chief Wiggum: I know I'm supposed to book him. God.

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Homer Simpson: Not dreaming. Not dreaming. Not dreaming. Huh, damn it, I was dreaming. Why is life so unfair. All I want is to eat everything in sight and turn into a giant ball! Is that too much to ask? Damn you, reality.

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White Chocolate Rabbit: If you can't do the tutorial, you're really in trouble.

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Homer Simpson: Hey, you're like that rabbit thing from that book about a girl named Alice who goes to Wonderland. What was it called? Oh, yeah. Snow White in Stupidtown.

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Michael De Santa: Can you stop being an asshole, please?

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Trevor Phillips: I respect your service, but can you fuck off?

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Franklin Clinton: This water is as cold as a motherfucker.

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Trevor Phillips: So Michael. This is where dead men come to life.

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Ryan Stone: You're losing the altitude, Tiangong. You keep dropping and you're going to kiss the atmosphere, but not without me because you're my last ride. Wait... [Reaches for a fire extinguisher] Five. Four. Three. No more just driving. Let's go home.

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Ryan Stone: Hey, Matt. Since I had to listen to endless hours of your storytelling this week, I need you to do me a favour. You are going to see a little girl with brown hair, very messy, lots of knots and she doesn't like to brush it and that's OK. Her name is Sarah. Can you please tell her that mama found her red shoe. She was so worried about that shoe, Matt and it was just right under the bed. Give her a big hug and a big kiss from me and tell her mama misses her. You tell her that she is my angel, and she makes me so proud. So, so proud. And you tell her that I'm not quitting. You tell her that I love her, Matt. You tell her that I love her so much. Can you do that for me? Roger that. Here we go.

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