Q: [showing Bond his new Aston Martin] Now, this I'm particularly proud of: behind the headlights, Stinger missiles.
James Bond: Excellent, just the thing for unwinding after after a rough day at the office.
Q: Need I remind you, 007, that you have a license to kill. Not to break the traffic laws.
James Bond: I wouldn't dream of it.
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25th Mar 2015
Goldeneye (1995)
25th Mar 2015
Castle (2009)
25th Mar 2015
Castle (2009)
4th Mar 2015
Sherlock (2010)
Sherlock Holmes: I love the brilliant ones. They're always so desperate to get caught.
16th Feb 2015
Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
Steve Rogers: Who the hell are you?
Heinz Kruger: The first of many. Cut off one head, two more shall take its place. Hail Hydra.
10th Jan 2015
CSI: NY (2004)
Hammer Down - S6-E7
Dr. Ray Langston: You know that the, uh, oldest projectile fired from a weapon was recorded in the fourth century in Japan? It was fired from a very crude handheld cannon that you lit with a wick. Its sole purpose was for taking life. Seems that after seventeen hundred years of evolution...[pumps shotgun]...we haven't come very far, have we?
17th Oct 2014
Castle (2009)
30th Sep 2014
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (1993)
19th Jul 2014
Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid (1969)
19th Jul 2014
Batman Begins (2005)
Bruce Wayne: What's that?
Lucius Fox: The Tumbler? Oh, you wouldn't be interested in that.
18th Jul 2014
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (1999)
18th Jul 2014
The Big Bang Theory (2007)
The Vegas Renormalization - S2-E21
Sheldon: While my compatriots are in Las Vegas, I will be enjoying a blissful evening in my personal Fortress of Solitude.
Penny: That's Superman's big ice thingy, right?
Sheldon: You know, I'm in such a good mood, I'm actually finding your tenuous grasp of the English language folksy and charming today.
18th Jul 2014
NCIS: Naval Criminal Investigative Service (2003)
Agent Afloat - S6-E2
Ziva David: This is where you have been for the last month?
Tony DiNozzo: Yeah. It's just like the squad room, only I'm the squad and there's no room.
18th Jul 2014
Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)
[Robin interrupts Prince John's feast and slams a dead pig onto the table.]
Sheriff of Rottingham: That's a wild boar!
Robin Hood: No, no. That's a wild pig.
[Robin points at Prince John.]
Robin Hood: *That's* a wild bore.
18th Jul 2014
The Simpsons (1989)
Homer vs. the 18th Amendment - S8-E18
Rex Banner: You're out there, Beer Baron, and I'll find you.
Homer Simpson: [faintly from the horizon.] No, you won't!
Rex Banner: Yes, I will.
Homer Simpson: Won't!
27th Apr 2014
Star Trek Into Darkness (2013)
Bones: Jim, you just sat that man down at a high-stakes poker game with no cards and told him to bluff. Now, Sulu's a good man, but he's no captain.
James T. Kirk: For the next two hours, he is. And enough with the metaphors, all right? That's an order.
27th Apr 2014
Star Trek Into Darkness (2013)
20th Mar 2014
Argo (2012)
First A.D.: He says the minotaur prosthetic is too tight, so he can't act.
John Chambers: If he could act, he wouldn't be playing the minotaur.
19th Mar 2014
Frasier (1993)
19th Mar 2014
Argo (2012)
CIA Director: You think is more plausible than teachers?
Jack O'Donnell: Yes, we do. One, there are no more foreign teachers in Iran.
Tony Mendez: And we think everybody knows Hollywood people. And everybody knows they'd shoot in Stalingrad with Pol Pot directing if it would sell tickets.