Lloyd Faversham: You may think of me as simply a hard-partying old queen, but for your information I spent 32 years in the SAS, serving Her Majesty, the real Queen. I've been in five different theaters of war, done 490 jumps, 27 of them into hostile territory. I'm what you colonials might call a bad-assed motherfucker, who happens to be skilled in the fine art of Japanese flower-arranging.
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