'Gator Bait

Sheriff Joe Bob Thomas: Poachin' and killin's two different things.
T.J. Bracken: Ain't much difference killin' gators or killin' coonies. Just a little messier, that's all.

Deputy - Billy Boy: You reckon we'd better get some more men to back us up, Pa?
Sheriff Joe Bob Thomas: Hell, no, she's only one girl. Best to keep this thing quiet. No use upsettin' everybody.
Deputy - Billy Boy: What you reckon them Brackens gonna do, Pa?
Sheriff Joe Bob Thomas: I don't know. T.J.'s a mean old bastard, and Pete and Leroy, I think, are just sick in the head.

Deputy - Billy Boy: Gonna stop 'em, T.J.?
T.J. Bracken: Ain't no business o' mine. Boys'll be boys. 'Sides, they ain't gonna do nothin' she wouldn't want 'em to do.

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