Nurse Betty
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Betty Sizemore: My friend says if you were any more handsome it would be a crime. It's a shame you're such an asshole.

Wesley: This stuff's nuttier than my shit after I've eaten an Almond Roca.

Sherrif Eldon Ballard: Hey! I'm the law, I ain't gotta do nothing.

Wesley: I saw your TV movie. It sucked! Hasselhoff blew you off the screen.

Charlie: How'd they describe her?
Wesley: You know, blonde, thin, whatever.
Charlie: Slow down: blonde, thin, yeah. Did they say anything about style? Did they mention grace?

Wesley: Did you have a good time? Did you make a wish? Get in touch with your blackness? Found your Betty... well, at least where she has been hanging out.
Charlie: Where? Where is she?
Wesley: Not telling you.
Charlie: What?
Wesley: Not telling you till you straighten up. Danced around like fucking bo-jangles out there, what the fuck? This has got to stop, and I mean it.

Charlie: I'm asking for an example of one of these dumb fucks being a dumb fuck.

Betty Sizemore: He also works at Loma Vista.
Chief Nurse Iris Foster: What is that?
Betty Sizemore: It's the real pretty area, with the palm trees out front and the mountains in the background.
Chief Nurse Iris Foster: You have just described all of southern California.

Wesley: I'll shoot that bitch like she scratched my car.

George McCord: You're a grip! Go... grip something.

Continuity mistake: Chris Rock and Morgan Freeman are outside of Rosa's apartment, looking in the trunk of Betty's car. The cut-out of Dr. David Ravell pops out. Chris Rock throws the cut-out on the ground and stomps on it. Chris Rock has on white tennis shoes. Later, when Chris and Morgan are inside Rosa's apartment, Chris Rock is wearing black tennis shoes when he is with the sheriff, taking his gun and handcuffs.

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Trivia: The 'stain on our country's history' line as Morgan Freeman used in the scalping scene is the same line as Morgan Freeman used in his role in 'lean on me'.

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