Phillip Morris: Enough romance. Let's fuck.
Cleavon: My fuckin' word is MY motherfuckin' bond.
Steven Russell: I'm gay. I'm a huge fag. Faggot! That's what they're gonna call me.
Ambulance Attendant: If you say so, sir.
Steven Russell: Fucking Texas.
Steven Russell: Pardon my french. My mother smoked during pregnancy.
Steven Russell: I love you, Phillip Morris! I love you.
Steven Russell: Love sure is a funny thing. Makes you happy, makes you sad, makes you do all sorts of things you never thought you'd do before. In fact, love's the reason I'm lying here dying.
