[Trying to name other couples like Kirk and Molly.]
Devon: The president of France and that girl who went out with Mick Jagger.
Stainer: He knows about wine! And he has a French accent! He could probably french-kiss like a motherfucker.
Stainer: TSA, motherfucker!
Jack: You just gotta go up to her and say "Hey, jizzed in my shorts."
"Plane Doctor": You shouldn't be using your cellphone. It's bad for the plane.
Patty: Excuse me. Are you a plane doctor? No. So shut the hell up.