500 Days of Summer
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Tom: Did you ever do this, you think back on all the times you've had with someone and you just replay it in your head over and over again and you look for those first signs of trouble?

Rachel Hansen: Just some guy she met at the gym with Brad Pitt's face and Jesus' abs.

Rachel Hansen: PMS?
Tom: What do you know about PMS?
Rachel Hansen: More than you, Tom.

Vance: Roses are red, violets are blue... Fuck you, whore!

Tom: Paul, seriously...
Paul: Did you bang her?
Tom: No!
Paul: Blow job?
Tom: No!
Paul: Hand job?
Tom: No, Paul, no jobs. I'm still unemployed. We just kissed.

Tom: It's these cards and the movies and the pop songs, they're to blame for all lies and the heartache, everything.

Tom: Either she's an evil, emotionless, miserable human being, or... She's a robot.

Summer: I woke up one morning and I just knew.
Tom: Knew what?
Summer: What I was never sure of with you.

Summer: We're just friends.
Tom: No! Don't pull that with me! Kissing in the copy room? Holding hands in IKEA? Shower sex? Come on! Friends my balls!

Tom: People buy cards 'cause they can't say how they feel, or they're afraid to. We provide the service that lets them off the hook.

Tom: I love how she makes me feel, like anything's possible, or like life is worth it.

Author's Note: The following is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental. Especially you Jenny Beckman. Bitch.

Paul: Robin is better than the girl of my dreams. She's real.

Rachel Hansen: Tom, I know you think she was the one, but I don't. Next time you look back, I think you should look again.

Summer: All we ever do is argue!
Tom: That is bullshit!

Vance: Misery, sadness, loss of faith, no reason to live... This is perfect for you.

Tom: Nobody loves Ringo Starr.
Summer: That's what I love about him.

McKenzie: Hey, don't you have like 20 cards to write by Friday?
Tom: Nope, all done.
McKenzie: Really? Well, could you help me with mine? Because I'm running out of ways to say "Congratulations." So far, I've got: "Congrats", "Good job" and "Well done."
Tom: Hmmm. How about..."Every day you make me proud. But today you get a card."
McKenzie: Shit, that's good!
Tom: I know.

Rachel Hansen: Quit being a pussy.

Tom: You don't want to be named as someone's boyfriend, and now your someone's wife?

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