Michael Malone: I love America. That's why it needs to be destroyed. So that it can come to it's senses.
Josh: Oh, grandpa fell asleep again.
Timm: No, he's dead.
Michael Malone: Look can you make them stop singing.
Rastus Malone: Hey, Mas'a don't wanna hear that slave shit, kick something in the fo fo.
Mohammed: It is getting harder and harder to find suicide bombers. And all the really good ones are gone.