Directed by: David Zucker
Starring: Leslie Nielsen, Kelsey Grammer, Trace Adkins, Geoffrey Arend, Brandon Alter, Chriss Anglin, Kevin P. Farley
Josh: Oh, grandpa fell asleep again.
Timm: No, he's dead.
Michael Malone: Look can you make them stop singing.
Rastus Malone: Hey, Mas'a don't wanna hear that slave shit, kick something in the fo fo.
Mohammed: It is getting harder and harder to find suicide bombers. And all the really good ones are gone.
Michael Malone: I love America. That's why it needs to be destroyed. So that it can come to it's senses.
Continuity mistake: While Michael Malone and Gen. Patton are discussing what just happened in the subway, in the background, two ACLU zombie-lawyers begin chasing an ambulance as it drives away. After a brief cut away, we return to the same view - and the same zombie-lawyers chasing the same ambulance.