Blades of Glory
Movie Quote Quiz

Chazz: You know what dude, your hand has to be on top.
Jimmy: No way, the girl's goes on top.
Chazz: Yeah, ergo, chick.
Jimmy: I'm not the girl, I'm stronger!
Chazz: No, I'M stronger, and don't have a vagina.

Jimmy: Who's that?
Chazz: You mean Katie van Waldenberg?
Jimmy: She's Stranz and Fairchild's sister?
Chazz: Fairchild's legs and Stranz's ass.

Chazz: Mind-bottling, isn't it?
Jimmy: Did you just say mind-bottling?
Chazz: Yeah, mind-bottling. You know, when things are so crazy it gets your thoughts all trapped, like in a bottle?

Chazz: I'm a sex addict. It's my cross to bear. It's a real disease with doctors and medicine and everything!

Jimmy: I don't share rooms.
Chazz: I don't share SHIT.

Chazz: Personal philosophy? Clothing optional.

Jimmy: Get out of my face.
Chazz: I'll get inside your face.

Jimmy: I see you got fat!
Chazz: I see you still look like a 15-year-old girl but not hot.

Jimmy: I call top bunk!
Chazz: No, I already did.
Jimmy: No you didn't.
Chazz: Yes I did. In my mind.

Katie Van Waldenberg: No, I'm not spying for you again.
Stranz Van Waldenberg: We're just asking you to discreetly tape their practice routines.

Stranz Van Waldenberg: It's over. All the endorsements, everything gone. Oh my God, I can't get a real job; it'll kill me!

Katie Van Waldenberg: Great! That'll give me time to get my jugs waxed.

Stranz Van Waldenberg: Not only did we embarrass Marky Mark, we let down the Funky Bunch.

Jimmy: I'm getting sick, you smell like aftershave and taco meat!

Chazz: No exaggeration, I could not love a human baby more then I love this brush.

Hector: I totally want to cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday.

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