Knotcher: Good morning, boys and girls, I have an announcement. One of special interest to you military personnel. Little Dougie Masters has regretfully been denied admission to the Air Force Academy. Too bad. [Laughs] He would have looked cute in his little uniform and haircut, marching around with with the other fairies. [Notices a highly irate Doug standing outside the microphone room] What's the matter, flybaby?
Col. Nakesh: Give the American his final meal. After tomorrow, he will not have much of an appetite.
Doug Masters: How can you think with that music on?
Chappy Sinclair: Aw come on, let's see what you got.
Doug Masters: Anyone ever tell you that you talk too much?
Chappy Sinclair: Yeah, my ex-wife.
Doug Masters: This one's for you, Chappy.
Doug Masters: What is it with you, Knotcher? Can't you make it through a day without proving what an asshole you are?
