Alice: You got hit with a book?
Earl Unger: Books. Plural a trunk, full of books. Then a set of weights. We got hit twice, you dumb broad.
Alex: Excuse me for being a good citizen.
Stan: Hey, Alex, could you pass me the false alarms? I mean, the peas.
Alex: Mrs. Hess did you ever have the chikenpox?
Mrs. Hess: I had the chicken pox when Herbert Hoover was in the White House.
Mrs. Hess: Well what do you want a wilkie button?
Alice: Good Afternoon, my husband and I just moved into the neighborhood.
Peter Beaupre: We are going to Chicago.
Earl Unger: In the winter? I packed tropical.
Answer: Because it's just a movie, it's a comedy, and the filmmakers are not concerned with exact, realistic details. They expect the audience to just enjoy the silliness and not be overly concerned about reality. The two other Home Alone films employed similar "suspension of disbelief" in the plots.
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Exactly like what happened to the guy that gave them the chip. Wouldn't he be arrested too, but we don't hear anything about what happened to him. I'm assuming since he had a plan to catch he was going somewhere he can't be extradited.
The guy who hired Beaupre and his team was in China the whole time, so he couldn't be extradited to America since China has no extradition treaty with America.