Alice: You got hit with a book?
Earl Unger: Books. Plural a trunk, full of books. Then a set of weights. We got hit twice, you dumb broad.
Alex: Excuse me for being a good citizen.
Stan: Hey, Alex, could you pass me the false alarms? I mean, the peas.
Alex: Mrs. Hess did you ever have the chikenpox?
Mrs. Hess: I had the chicken pox when Herbert Hoover was in the White House.
Mrs. Hess: Well what do you want a wilkie button?
Alice: Good Afternoon, my husband and I just moved into the neighborhood.
Peter Beaupre: We are going to Chicago.
Earl Unger: In the winter? I packed tropical.
Chosen answer: Where is the chip?