Smokey: I got mind control over Debo. When say shut up, I be quiet, but when he leave, I be talkin' again.
Smokey: You got knocked the fuck out.
Willie Jones: Every time I come into the kitchen, you in the kitchen...in the goddamn refrigerator, eating up all the food. All the chicken, all the pig feet, all the collard greens, all the hog maws. I wanna eat some of them chit'lins. I love pig feet. Now, when I went to bed last night, didn't I tell you to take out the trash?
Craig Jones: Yeah.
Willie: So why didn't you do it?
Craig: I fell asleep.
Willie: I wish you was sleeping right now. I'd knock you upside your head with a left hook, make your ass wake up and take out that damn trash!
Craig: Bye, Felicia.
Answer: "Today was a good day", or possibly "Hittin' Corners".