American Beauty

American Beauty (1999)

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Lester: Janey, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go fuck himself and blackmailed him for almost $60,000. Please pass the asparagus.

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Brad: "My job consists basically of masking my contempt for the assholes in charge and at least once a day retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off, while fantasizing about a life that doesn't so closely resemble hell." Well, you have absolutely no interest in saving yourself.

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Lester: Here I am, jerking off in the shower. This will be the highlight of my day.

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