Jake Shuttlesworth: I pray you understand why I pushed you so hard! It was only to get you to that next level, Son. I mean, you's the first Shuttlesworth that's ever gonna make it out of these projects, and I was the one who who put the ball in your hand, Son! I put the ball in your crib.
Jesus Shuttlesworth: I hate my name. What kind of name is Jesus anyway?
Jake Shuttlesworth: It's biblical.
Jesus Shuttlesworth: Yeah, no kidding.
Jake Shuttlesworth: I want you to go to Big State, Son.
Jesus Shuttlesworth: Aw, Man, you just like everybody else.
Jake Shuttlesworth: No I'm not like everyone else, Son. Everyone else ain't your father.
Sip: We're the rail splitters and no body's fucking with us.
Michael Jordan: He got game.
Big Time Willie: Do you know how to spell pussy?
Coleman 'Booger' Sykes: I know! P-U.
Big Time Willie: ...H-I-V.
Jake Shuttlesworth: What are you studying?
Mary Shuttlesworth: Cells.
Jake Shuttlesworth: Yeah, me too.
Uncle Bubba: All I'm asking is that you let me wet my beak a little bit.
Jesus Shuttlesworth: Wet your beak?
Jesus Shuttlesworth: God ain't shit.
Jake Shuttlesworth: Number one, why you gotta use this kinda language? What you some kinda heathen now? You don't make no mistakes? You be out here shootin', but you don't miss no shots ever? ever? People make mistakes! People veer off the path! God forgives them.
Jesus Shuttlesworth: Has God forgiven you for killing my mother?
Jake Shuttlesworth: I pray that he has, Son. I believe he has. When will you?
Spivey: In here there's some money. Get some clothiong, toothpaste, deodorant, personal effects, whatever have you. Take a shower! Wash your ass.
Answer: This is almost exactly like the casino game 'Craps'. Except you are only trying to roll your original number. If you roll a '7' before your original number then you lose. If you roll your original number before the '7', then you win. The other crap rules usually do not apply.
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