Martian Soldier: Sir, the Arcturans have destroyed the remainder of the fleet. I sent a distress signal to all ships across the galaxy, but we're headed straight into their sun, and our engines are about to explode.
Enforcer Drone: I have not yet begun to fight.
Martian Soldier: Now would be a great time to start.
Blaznee: The hyperfusion feedback governor, back on the ship, just had a meltdown. If we don't get back to zero gravity within the next, ohh, hour, the ship's hyperdrive will implode, creating an ever expanding hole in the space-time continuum, making you, me, and the rest of this galaxy, some other universe's problem.
Giggywig: You take the left flank and I'll take the right.
Pez: You always get the right flank.
Giggywig: We've never done this before, idiot.
Pez: "Prepare to die, Earth scum. Prepare to die, Earth scum." I'm gonna make sure they carve that on your tombstone.
Pez: "Prepare to die, Earth scum! Prepare to die, Earth scum!" I'm gonna make sure they carve that on your tombstone.
Giggywig: Aaaaaaah, shut UP.
Pez: Who taught you to drive, ya moron?
Dumb Guy #1: What the hell is that?
Kathy: But, Dad, they're not really bad, they're just... stupid.
Pez: Who died and left you in charge?
Giggywig: Captain Bipto.
Pez: The humans are coming! The humans are coming.
Giggywig: I'm telling you that ship has got the flight potential of a cement truck.
Blaznee: Just for the record.
Enforcer Drone: I'm listening.
Blaznee: I thought this was a bad idea.
Enforcer Drone: Just for the record, you'd better hope not.
