Larry Lipton: Here, taste my tuna casserole and tell if I put in too much hot fudge.
Paul House: Well, what do you buy a woman who has everything?
Lillian House: We already own twin cemetery plots.
Larry Lipton: I always think a Bentley is in good taste. Or, you could go the route I did and buy her a set of handkerchiefs.
Carol Lipton: Well, they were very nice though, and they had my initials.
Larry Lipton: Yeah, and I didn't even know her size.
Larry Lipton: How could you see her? She's dead. Not only is she dead, she's been cremated. It's not even Halloween.
