Shrek 2 (2004)

[Donkey, Shrek, and Puss in Boots have just been arrested.]
Donkey: What about my rights? You're supposed to say I have the right to remain silent. Nobody said I had to remain silent!
Shrek: Donkey, you have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.

Puss-in-Boots: I hate Mondays.

Puss-in-Boots: Fear me, if you dare.

Princess Fiona: Is that glitter on your lips?
Prince Charming: Mmm, cherry flavored. Want a taste?

Captain of the Guards: Yep, that's catnip...
Puss-in-Boots: Um... That's... Not mine.

Donkey: Are we there yet?
Shrek: No.
Donkey: Are we there yet?
Shrek: No.
Donkey: Are we there yet?
Shrek: No.
Donkey: Are we there yet?
Shrek: Yes.
Donkey: Really?
Shrek: NO.

Gingerbread Man: Fire up the ovens, Muffin Man! We got a big order to fill.

Donkey: Oh, Shrek. Don't worry. Things just seem bad because it's dark and rainy and Fiona's father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you.

Shrek: Do you still know the muffin man?
Gingy: Sure, he lives down on Drury Lane. Why?
Shrek: Because we're gonna need flour... Lots and lots of flour.

Shrek: Quick! Tell a lie!
Pinocchio: Uh, what should I say?
Gingy: Anything, but quick!
Donkey: Say something crazy, like, I'm wearing ladies' underwear.
Pinocchio: I'm wearing ladies' underwear.
[Nose doesn't grow].
Shrek: [Laughs] Are you?
Pinocchio: I most certainly am not.
[Nose grows].
Donkey: It looks like you most certainly am are.
Pinocchio: Am not.
[Nose grows].
Puss in Boots: What kind?
Gingy: It's a thong!
Pinocchio: They're briefs!
Gingy: Are not!
Pinocchio: Are too!
Gingy: Are not!
Pinocchio: Are too!
[Nose continues to grow].

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Donkey: Mother?
[Fairy Godmother looks Shrek and Donkey].
Shrek: Uh, Mary, a talking horse!

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