Club Dread
Movie Quote Quiz

Juan: Ok. Juan Castillo... went to jail... for having sex with a goat. Ok? It that what you wanted to hear? We lived on a farm! And I got lonely! We were just a couple of crazy kids.

Juan: When you jump squeeze your ass cheeks together or water will fly up your butthole and pulverize your intestines.

Island Guest: After hearing the Machete Phil story: Wait wait... your telling me that there's some totally deranged dickless dude running around out there?

Rolo: Hey! What about my nipples?

Jenny: Aren't you bringing any weapons?
Lars Bronkhorst: I have all the weapons I need.
Putman Livingston: Piss on that! I'm bringing a ma-she-tay.

Sam, The Fun Police: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Coconut Pete's Pleasure Island. You have the right to fun. If you choose not to have fun, fun will be provided for you.

Coconut Pete: If it isn't to much to ask, have sex with the guests. Cause some of em aren't bad lookin.

Penelope: I go to Oral Roberts.
Juan Castillo: Oral Roberts? Is that like Anal Johnson? Because I have done that a few times. Or was it Dirty Sanchez? Yes. It was that.

Juan: You are the fucking FUN police.

Dirk: No, I'm not an asshole. I'm just young, dumb and full - What the fuck? Something just brushed up against my leg.
Jenny: Oh, my God! What is it?
Dirk: No. There's seriously something down here. Oh, no, wait! It's just my gigantic cock.

Lars: What happened to the Jacuzzi?

Sam: Nobody ever suspects the fun police.

Kellie: I just heard something.
Rolo: Was it a strange sucking sound?

Sam: The boat may be hidden under some sticks... or branches.

Putman: You've manacled me to my death-bed, you Piccadilly whore.

Dave: Hey, I think something's wrong with the lights.

Fiona: Play Margaritaville.

Manny: Oh good 'cause I have an announcement to make to Roy: I'm totally bake-aked.

Putman: David, you hated him for killing your parents. You see, what none of us did know, what none of us could know, was that David's parents were trampled to death at a Coconut Pete concert.
Jenny: What the hell's wrong with you Putman? Everyone knows Dave's parents got killed at a Pete show.
Juan: Way to bring up on a sore subject.

Dirk: Yeah I heard you. Something about "cocks and quarters." Yeah, we have that here in the states only we call it "hide the sausage."

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