Secret Window

Secret Window (2004)

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Mort: I don't care. I'm just gonna smoke. I'm just gonna totally smoke. I'll finish these, go to the store and get a brand-new pack, smoke the shit out of that one.

Mort: I buried my dog, mister.

John Shooter: You strike me as the kind of guy who's on the lookout for a head he can knock off with a shovel.

Mort: I'm a dairy farmer from Mississippi.

John Shooter: Thought you didn't smoke.
Mort: I took it up recently, for my health.

Mrs. Garvey: You're a good man, Mr. Rainey.
Mort: You too, Mrs. Garvey.

Ken Karsch: What happened? You finally bang one of your groupies? Omaha Barnes and Noble? I'm sorry. Rotten profession.

Mort: What do you think it means, you ignorant hick? I'm in the middle of a divorce. D-I-V-O-R-C-E DEEE-VORCE.

Mort: Gee, Ted, I'm sorry you had to miss that. I know how much you like my things.

Mort: You know, the only thing that matters is the ending. It's the most important part of the story, the ending. And this one... is very good. This one's perfect.

Ted: Maybe I should take a walk around the block.
Amy: Yes, that'd be good.
Mort: Aw heck, Ted, live a little - make it two. Rubbernecker.

Ted: You and I are going to have a little talk.
Mort: Oh, I'm in trouble.

Mort: I'd be lying if I said I wasn't on the verge of doing snoopy dances.

Mort: What do you want? You wanna kill me? Why don't you just do it? Just kill me.
John Shooter: No, sir.

Mort: Shit, shit, shit, shit. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

Amy: Will you call me if you need anything?
Mort: I doubt it.

Mort: I have the magazine, you lunatic. I have the magazine. I have THE goddamn magazine.

Continuity mistake: When Mort is in Ken's office telling him about John harassing him. Ken punches the right side of the chess clock down to start it. Then Mort punches the left side, his right to stop it. Then when the camera switches back to Mort's point of view the the left side is up and the right side is down, then Ken punches down the left side to start it, when the right side should have been the one he had to press down to start it.

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Trivia: In a shot of Mort's coffee table, we see a book by Hunter Thompson. Johnny Depp (Mort) played Thompson in "Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas" (1998).

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Question: At the end of the credits, we hear Johnny Depp sing "mama's little baby loves shortnin' bread." Is there any reason for this, or a tie-in to the movie I missed?

Bishop73

Chosen answer: An additional reference to the full dominant personality takeover of Shooter, everything gravitates South Mississippi.

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