Secret Window
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Mort: I don't care. I'm just gonna smoke. I'm just gonna totally smoke. I'll finish these, go to the store and get a brand-new pack, smoke the shit out of that one.

Mort: You know, the only thing that matters is the ending. It's the most important part of the story, the ending. And this one... is very good. This one's perfect.

Ted: Maybe I should take a walk around the block.
Amy: Yes, that'd be good.
Mort: Aw heck, Ted, live a little - make it two. Rubbernecker.

Ted: You and I are going to have a little talk.
Mort: Oh, I'm in trouble.

John Shooter: You strike me as the kind of guy who's on the lookout for a head he can knock off with a shovel.

Mort: I'm a dairy farmer from Mississippi.

Mort: I'd be lying if I said I wasn't on the verge of doing snoopy dances.

Mort: I buried my dog, mister.

Mort: What do you want? You wanna kill me? Why don't you just do it? Just kill me.
John Shooter: No, sir.

Mort: Shit, shit, shit, shit. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

Amy: Will you call me if you need anything?
Mort: I doubt it.

Mort: I have the magazine, you lunatic. I have the magazine. I have THE goddamn magazine.

John Shooter: Thought you didn't smoke.
Mort: I took it up recently, for my health.

Mrs. Garvey: You're a good man, Mr. Rainey.
Mort: You too, Mrs. Garvey.

Ken Karsch: What happened? You finally bang one of your groupies? Omaha Barnes and Noble? I'm sorry. Rotten profession.

Mort: What do you think it means, you ignorant hick? I'm in the middle of a divorce. D-I-V-O-R-C-E DEEE-VORCE.

Mort: Gee, Ted, I'm sorry you had to miss that. I know how much you like my things.

Continuity mistake: In the opening scene, Mort closes the door of his jeep before he goes into the hotel room. You can hear the sound of the door closing and it's visible in the rearview-mirror. As the camera moves out of the room, the jeep door is completely open. (00:02:05)

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Trivia: One should really stay to the very end of the credits, as Johnny Depp (Mort) sings an amusing little tune.

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