Bad Santa

Bad Santa (2003)


Willy:...and I went to my father. And you know what he did? He kicked my ass. And do you know why?
Kid: Because you went to the bathroom on mommy's dishes?

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Willy: Were you dropped on your head?
Kid: My head?
Willy: Of course your head. Who else's head are we talking about?
Kid: How can I be dropped on my own head?

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Willie: I'm an eating, drinking, shitting, fucking Santa Claus.

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