Elvis and JFK battle the mummy in the middle of the night, with JFK in an electric wheelchair and Elvis wielding a makeshift flamethrower. JFK is knocked out of his wheelchair by the mummy and is about to have his soul sucked. Elvis hops in the wheelchair, zooms into the mummy to save JFK, and damages the flamethrower, getting a large gash in his abdomen in the process. JFK dies from a heart attack. Instead Elvis throws the gasoline on him and then throws a lighter at him, killing Bubba. Elvis lays on a hill near the river bank, dying from the blood loss from the gash. He talks in his mind about how he doesn't fear death knowing that he's saved all of the senior citizens' soul, and because he knows his soul will go onto Heaven. With a final "Thank you, thank you very much," he passes.
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