Detroit Rock City
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Lex: Mrs. Bruce is a psycho bitch from Hell.

Hawk: Only a car full of Stellas and Guidos would ride your ass on a 2-lane highway and honk.

Hawk: So, you grounded because of what happened last night, or what, man?
Jam: No, yeah. But, uhh, has that ever stopped me before?

Hawk: How's it hanging, Padre?
Father Phillip McNulty: Whoa, I just heard you talking through my nose. Is it possible my nose has ear drums?.. Nose drums.

Christine: Hey, you know what? Disco's so fucking big right now, I wouldn't be suprised if kiss did a disco song.
Lex: Man, if there's one thing kiss will never do, it is a bullshit disco song.
Jam: No shit man.
Trip: Yeah man. Disco blows dogs for quarters man.

Chongo: This guy giving you shit, bro?
Little Kid: Yeah, he was going to mug me for my kiss ticket.
Trip: What! That's insane, I said "Hey, little kid, you know where I could take a piss?"

Hawk: Will you guys quit the mom-bashing? I mean, look, look, Lex's mom is cool because she lets us spend the night, and if it wasn't for your mom, Trip, we wouldn't have smoked that fine Panama Red last night! So, leave the women who gave you life out of it, they're both cool in my book.

Hawk: Quite a night. So far you've seen me and my dick throw up.

Christine: Okay, dope-burnout, let's get one thing straight, here. As far as I'm concerned, good tunes is good tunes. Be it disco or rock, or polka, or whatever have you, regardless of the category. Disco is just easier to dance to.

Mini-Mart Robber: I don't even think you have a gun.
Trip: Neither do I.

Lex: Hey, thanks for letting us use your make-up supply. You must have the entire Revlon factory in your purse, you greasy disco ball.

Hawk: Yeah, we're here to take out friend Jam here to the big, satanic kiss concert, if that's okay with you.
Father Phillip McNulty: Satan? Satan? Santa. They're the same letters... they're the same guy.

Trip: Hey scumbag! Drop it or I'll blow your head off.
Mini-Mart Robber: Oh yeah? You and what army?
Trip: ...the Kiss Army.

Trip: Man, this is better than the first time I got to finger a chick, man.

Lex: Man I've never heard a girl blow ass before.

Guido: Have you learned your lesson yet, puke?
Hawk: If the lesson is you're a dick with ears and a really bad haircut, I'd say yeah. I've learned my lesson.

Trip: Fuck, it's Elvis.

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