Ted Boynton: Barcelona is beautiful but in human terms, pretty cold.
Charlotte Pingress: I am hardly a militant feminist.
Des McGrath: No, you're not. A militant feminist would be a lot fairer.
Dan Powers: Actually, I was thinking I'd go home.
Holly: What?
Alice Kinnon: You should come.
Dan Powers: I don' t know. I'm not really a disco type.
Charlotte Pingress: Well, who is?
Dan Powers: I probably wouldn't get in, anyway.
Charlotte Pingress: Of course you'll get in. Holly's gorgeous.
Alice Kinnon: There's something really sexy about Scrooge McDuck.
Des McGrath: Group social life has its place, but at a certain point other biological factors come into play. Our bodies weren't really designed for group social life. A certain amount of pairing off was always part of the original plan.
Tom Platt: Why is it that when people have sex with strangers on their mind their IQ just drops like 40 points?
Alice Kinnon: I think it's much better to wait until things happen naturally. Forcing things never works.
Charlotte Pingress: That's not true. Forcing things usually works beautifully.
Des McGrath: Yuppie stands for "young upwardly mobile professional." Nightclub flunkie is not a professional category. I wish we were yuppies. Young, upwardly mobile, professional. Those are good things, not bad things.
Tom Platt: Actually, there's one theory that the environmental movement of our day was sparked by the rerelease of Bambi in the late 1950s.
Josh Neff: Book this clown.
Charlotte Pingress: Alice is not having a cocktail? I can't believe it.
Alice Kinnon: Well, I'm not.
Charlotte Pingress: What is it? Do you have strep throat or something you are taking antibiotics for? Oh my God, you have the clap! Don't you?
Charlotte Pingress: So, I wouldn't develop any illusions about Harvard guys. They can be amazing creeps too.
Des McGrath: I'm not an addict. I'm a habitual user.
Charlotte Pingress: It's really important there be more group social life. Not just all this ferocious pairing off.
Jimmy: That's like something out of the Nazis.
Des McGrath: Do yuppies even exist? No one says, "I am a yuppie," it's always the other guy who's a yuppie. I think for a group to exist, somebody has to admit to be part of it.
Dan Powers: Of course yuppies exist. Most people would say you two are prime specimens.
Alice Kinnon: I'm sorry, I don't consider the guy who did the Spiderman comics a serious writer.
Alice Kinnon: There's Jimmy Steinway. I can't believe it. He's already leaving?
Charlotte Pingress: You like him? I could never be interested in anyone who worked in advertising.
Charlotte Pingress: Did people ever really dance in bars? I thought that was a myth.
