The Brave Little Toaster (1987)

Elmo St. Peters: Now where did that radio go? I could have sworn I left it right here in this very spot. What did it do, just get up and walk away?

Black and White TV: A bargain in every buck! A buck in every pocket! A pocket in... um... every trouser! Ernie's Bargain Circus, where you ride the Ferris Wheel of Values for a better tomorrow.

Lampy: Just shorted right out.
The Radio: Cracked up and snapped. He sold the farm. Poor chap.
Lampy: How does he look?
The Radio: A little better than you, actually.

Toaster: You know, guys? We are going to need some kind of shelter.
Kirby: Yeah. Shelter for the likes of them.
The Radio: Come over here and say that, chrome dome.
Kirby: What?
The Radio: Oh sorry about that. I meant to say, "Vacuous vacuum."

Lampy: I remember the first time my bulb burned out. And I thought, "That's it! I'm burnt out! Eighty-sixed! To the showers!" But then the master gave me a brand new bulb... and I just glowed.

Lampy: Legs would help, you know.
Kirby: Brains wouldn't hurt either.
Lampy: Lay off.
The Radio: Yeah, pipe down, carpet-breath.

Kirby: The battery's gone dead.
The Radio: We're trapped here like rats! Small little rats with no hair and one leg.

Kirby: Oh, come off it! Be serious.
Toaster: I am serious.
Kirby: You're insane.
The Radio: Why, if we were all wiener dogs, our problems would be solved.
Toaster: What?
The Radio: Or maybe it was a basset hound.
Kirby: You're all insane.

Blanky: Do we have to stop here?
Toaster: Only for a while.
The Radio: Just long enough to lose our minds! We'll be cannibals within a few days, I've seen it happen.
Kirby: And you'll be the first to go, dial-face.

Entertainment Center: Plugsy.
Plugsy: Yeah?
Entertainment Center: Did you hear that? He's taking some old... stuff to the dorm instead of us.

Air Conditioner: The whole bunch of you gotta have a combined wattage of maybe five, maybe less. It's been years. It's scrap metal time.

The Radio: Why, I don't believe I've ever seen quite so many smiles before.
Kirby: I've never seen contraptions with so many buttons and knobs and dials before.
Computer: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology.
Lampy: Wow.
The Radio: Well, what does that mean?
Lampy: I don't know. What's that mean?

Toaster: If a dog can do it, WE can do it.
Blanky: But a dog has legs.
Toaster: Ah, don't be a wet blanket.

Toaster: Well, you can do what you like. We're not gonna give up hope.
Air Conditioner: That's real touchin', Toaster. You're gonna get me bawling like a baby anytime now.
Toaster: I think you're jealous.
Air Conditioner: Sure, I'm jealous of a bunch of dimwits.
Lampy: Dim?
Toaster: Yeah, because the master never played with you.
Kirby: Because you're stuck in a wall.

The Radio: I've always loved travel anyway: the open road, the smell of the wind in my face, the flies clogging up my grill.

The Radio: This is my sleeping place, see? And nobody crosses this line.
Lampy: Yeah, well, you'd better not wake us up at 6:00, as usual.
Kirby: What are you complaining about? You didn't do any work today.

Lampy: Are you sure this is the right way?
The Radio: I'm as sure as I am honest.
Lampy: In that case, we're definitely lost.