Several teams of eccentrics take part in a highly illegal cross-country road race. However, a disgruntled environmentalist tries to get the entire group thrown in jail.
Doctor Nikolas Van Helsing: I'm Nikolas Van Helsing, professor of proctology and other related tendencies. A graduate of the University of Rangoon. And assorted night classes at the Knoxville Tennessee school of faith healing.
J.J. McClure: You may be a little over qualified for this job.