J.C. Wiatt: Now look. There is nothing in the world to get uptight about. We are two summa cum laudes. We can handle one little baby for eight hours.
J.C. Wiatt: I can't have a baby because I have a 12:30 lunch meeting.
Doctor Jeff Cooper: You know... you kind of remind me of a bull terrier of some kind.
J.C. Wiatt: Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls.
J.C. Wiatt: If it wasn't for me, you'd be selling shirts at Barney's, you little pisher.