Baby Boom (1987)

[JC has a lunch meeting with Hughes Larrabee immediately after inheriting Elizabeth].
JC Wiatt: So, how long are you in diapers for? In town for!

JC Wiatt: Miss Atwood, I'm not the right sort of person for this!
Miss Atwood: You're the only person, Miss Wiatt. She's a very agreeable child, you'll see. Once you get the hang of it, I'm sure you'll be a wonderful mother.
JC Wiatt: Mother...?

J.C. Wiatt: I can't have a baby because I have a 12:30 lunch meeting.

Doctor Jeff Cooper: You know... you kind of remind me of a bull terrier of some kind.
J.C. Wiatt: Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls.

J.C. Wiatt: ... And your sister's name in Wiesbaden - in case of an emergency - and her prison record if any..
Helga Von Haupt: Excuse me?
J.C. Wiatt: Uh, oh, silly! I mean her address if you have it.

J.C. Wiatt: If it wasn't for me, you'd be selling shirts at Barney's, you little pisher.

J.C. Wiatt: Now look. There is nothing in the world to get uptight about. We are two summa cum laudes. We can handle one little baby for eight hours.