Vickie: Welcome to the Maxi Pad.
Troy Dyer: He's the reason Cliffs Notes were invented.
Troy Dyer: Well fuck me for being nice.
Lelaina Pierce: Hey, Sammy, what's your goal?
Sammy: My goal is... I'd like a career or something.
Troy Dyer: I'm picking up some very strange vibes. They're of the I-just-got-laid variety.
Lelaina Pierce: I'd like to somehow make a difference in people's lives.
Troy Dyer: And I... I would like to buy them all a Coke.
Lelaina Pierce: And you wonder why we never got involved?
Michael Grates: Can you hear me now?
Charlane McGregor: Why don't you get a job at the Burgerrama? They'll hire you! My Lord, I saw on the TV - they had this little retarded boy working the register.
Lelaina: Because I'm not retarded, Mom. I was the valedictorian of my University.
Wes McGregor: Well you don't have to put that on your application.
Chosen answer: It's a drinking game and can be played with just about any kind of list. You go in a circle and name off parts of the list, ie. in the movie they are naming Good Times plots. When it's your turn you have to name one or you have to do a shot of liquor.